Hard to believe I know, but there’s more to celebrity holiday pictures than Kim Kardashian’s photo-shopped thigh-gap selfies. Cellulite/armpit hair/streaky bronzers and the not-quite-lost-baby-tummies of the rich and famous all become incredibly important talking points around this time of year, when there’s nothing else to think about apart from unprecedented-in-50-years-cabinet-reshuffles and whether Cheryl Fernandez-Versinis’s bouffant will be as large as her new name for the early rounds of The X Factor.